Old West History Buff Prints

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

The corona ranger

Custer's Last Rollo

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Reality Wagon Train

Deadwood 25 miles

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Early American Think Tank.

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'