Old West Nostalgist Mugs

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

The corona ranger

Custer's Last Rollo

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Reality Wagon Train

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Early American Think Tank.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."