Old West Nostalgist Pillows

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

"Trepanning for gold"

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

The corona ranger

Custer's Last Rollo

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Reality Wagon Train

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Early American Think Tank.

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."