Western Fanatic Prints

The Cone Ranger

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Who ARE those guys?"

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

James Coburn

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'