Western Music Fanatic Prints

"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.