Western Enthusiast Prints

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

'You'd think that a brand new covered wagon would come with a full-size spare!'

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

'I'd like to congratulate Jenkins for making pard'ner.'

Pension Plans of the Old West

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

"So why do they call you Dances with Wolves?"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'This house was owned by a famous 'Western' movie star!'

'I love that new horse smell.'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"Are we there yet?"

"Where the hell am I?"

Cowboy philosophy.

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

cowboy falls off horse and cries 'yee-haaarrrggghhh!!!'

'Sure is a fancy spread you've got out here.'

Squint Eastwood

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"Gosh that was a nasty housing estate."

Too late, Buck remembered his father's advice: 'Never bring a potato to a gun fight.'

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

'Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west.'

Hickock and Earp - Builders of Repute

"Your barn door is open."

'Zeke, round up a posse and don't forget ethnic and gender diversity.'

'You'd be perfect to pioneer new sales markets.'

"It's high time we introduced immigration quotas."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'