Western Enthusiast Mugs

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

'You'd think that a brand new covered wagon would come with a full-size spare!'

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

Pension Plans of the Old West

"So why do they call you Dances with Wolves?"

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'I love that new horse smell.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'This house was owned by a famous 'Western' movie star!'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

"Where the hell am I?"

"Are we there yet?"

Cowboy philosophy.

Squint Eastwood

Too late, Buck remembered his father's advice: 'Never bring a potato to a gun fight.'

"I'm tired of running Martha."

"It's high time we introduced immigration quotas."

"Your barn door is open."

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

'Sure is a fancy spread you've got out here.'

'You'd be perfect to pioneer new sales markets.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Zeke, round up a posse and don't forget ethnic and gender diversity.'

'Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west.'

Hickock and Earp - Builders of Repute

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Gosh that was a nasty housing estate."

Early mobile phone laws