Western Genre Enthusiasts Prints

'I think I can take this guy.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Dawing your Cellphone

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Draw!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.