Western Genre Enthusiasts Pillows

'I think I can take this guy.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Draw!

'Mama! Aliens.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."