Western Fashion Follower Mugs

Cowboy Hat

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Aging of Underwear

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

bitter lemon...

'El Nino now.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Everyone's a Media Expert

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."