Western Chic Admirer Mugs

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"They're comfortable."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Cowgirl lipstick.

Gustave Flaubert

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"Gimme a WhisKee."

Bed, Bath & Younder

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

Wilfrid Brambell.

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Cowboy.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

Cowboy Hat

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'