Western Clothing Mugs

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Western Philosophy

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"