Fashionista On The Frontier T-Shirts

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Pizza London Eye

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

Winter Coat