Traveling Fashionista T-Shirts

Dog luggage.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

Pizza London Eye

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Where Mom used to take you.

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"It cuts air resistance."

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"It must be a fur tree."

Wrapping up trees.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Multitasking.

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Kangaroo shoes.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Woman stores her mobile in her cleavage.

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'