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Woman stores her mobile in her cleavage.

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'They're pinching my toes!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Geri Halliwell.

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Pizza London Eye

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Why do men wear long short pants?

'He's having a bad feather day.'

This suits tighter than my skin!

Winter Coat

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"It must be a fur tree."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"It cuts air resistance."

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

A dressed crab

Clothes Make the man...

Caribou With Big Plans.

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Dog luggage.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Ask me about my thick neck.