Cowboy Humor Lover Mugs

Wild Wild Salmon

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The Lawman

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"El muy mal perro"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nannies Of The Old West

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Jasper's Limo Service.

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