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Wild Wild Salmon

Hangman makes mistake, hangs himself.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Lawman

"El muy mal perro"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Cowboy

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Jasper's Limo Service.