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Indians on reservation, "Same here Tomahawk, we had a right bunch of cowboys in"

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

The Lawman

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Nannies Of The Old West

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."