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Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

What does aloof mean?

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Slippery, huh?"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."