Cowboy Cat Admirer Pillows

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

I'm sure it's fake.

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

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