Vintage Fair Fan Gifts

Will spell your name

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

John Laurie

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Suzanne Lenglen

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Indians Smoke Signals.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Knight Supplies

Dead animal toupee.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Jack Johnson

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.