Vintage Fair Fan Mugs

Will spell your name

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Adult Barbershop

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

Knight Supplies

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"