Vintage Retail Fan Mugs

Panty Hose 25c - Installed Free.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

John Laurie

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Charles de Gaulle

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

The eskimo lottery...

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Hi Fi

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Furthest bounced drunk.

Morecombe and Wise.

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."