Vintage Play Fans Prints

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"How was the play!"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Dauber Micawber'

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Dead animal toupee.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Elvis' autopsy

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Hi Fi

Furthest bounced drunk.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Nick the Stereo.

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

"Turn right, don't forget to hand signal."