Vintage Vinyl Fan Prints

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Do you buy cars here?"

The Dandy

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

Night Life: L.A.

John Laurie

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Rest area - 12 mile.

Masked Ball

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Dead animal toupee.

Victorian Secret

'Our limo's here.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."