Football Escapist T-Shirts

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Second lifeReal life.

Last Chance For Reality

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Message in a bottle.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Don Quixote

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

'There's nothing on TV. Let's read... I can't believe I said that.'

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.