Ambitious Escapist Prints

Man flying away from desert island with two palm fronds

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

Young Houdini

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Message in a bottle.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

Virtual Reality Check

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"We seem to get just the one channel."

Playing The Youth Card

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

He lives in a little world of his own.