Heavenly Escapist T-Shirts

Angel and plane.

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

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Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Desert Mirage

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Get me the coast.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

Sleeping Tiger

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

James Fenimore Cooper

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"