Heavenly Escapist T-Shirts

Angel and plane.

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Last Chance For Reality

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Anywhere but here

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Desert Mirage

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Get me the coast.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

James Fenimore Cooper

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'