Eternal Escapist Prints

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Zoo Employees

Kissing Hands

"I've half a mind to protest."

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Free Thinking.

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

ARchie Smith cartoonist

Don Quixote

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

He lives in a little world of his own.