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CEO Escape

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Rising Gas Prices

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Clock watcher

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Fairy tale

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"