Overworked Escapist T-Shirts

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Rising Gas Prices

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

CEO Escape

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Fairy tale

Clock watcher

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'