Overworked Escapist Prints

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Rising Gas Prices

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

CEO Escape

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Clock watcher

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Fairy tale

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'