Modern Escapist T-Shirts

Tree house.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"This Excuse App knows everything about you, so it makes up great excuses to get you out of anything!"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Last Chance For Reality

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

Houdini 2019

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

A giveaway tan line...

Ramblers Association

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name