Movieland Escapist Gifts

'I do wonder why I didn't take the blooming blue pill!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Now you can send it."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

No early morning tea past this landing

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"