Movieland Escapist Mugs

'I do wonder why I didn't take the blooming blue pill!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Now you can send it."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.