Traveling Escapist Mugs

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Young Houdini

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Fairy tale

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'