World Escapist Mugs

'We'd like to get away from it all, at least until all the turmoil in the world subsides.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'He needs professional HELP!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"How to deal with weeds."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'