World Escapist Pillows

'We'd like to get away from it all, at least until all the turmoil in the world subsides.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"How to deal with weeds."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

Man on Island.