Bookstore Escapist T-Shirts

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

Screen Time vs Book Time

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Crime in bookshop

Sumo Love.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Monster Self-Help

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Books vs mobile phones

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,