Book Escapist T-Shirts

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

School holidays

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Last Chance For Reality

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Cyber Dream

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Reading room

Desert Mirage

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Hot Towel Web Service

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"How to deal with weeds."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Book Igloo

'What luck!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"