Humor In Retail Pillows

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Seven deadly sins store

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

The 29p Shop

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Pop-up shop...

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

Robbers, burglars and shoplifters welcome! Our employees are trained to cooperate with you!

Mother Nature's Health Foods

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"It's all business-to-business. We need some retail outlets."

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

He doesn't look sorry!