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Budget Holiday

'If the Energizer Bunny annoys you, don't watch him.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Palm Reading

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

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Business gothic.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

Invent Sales Day

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

'An advert would be better... I don't come over well on TV!'

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

Woman on desert island reads message she finds in a bottle: 'It's an ad for a diet club.'

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

Yeah, your rates are very good, but your ads on TV just aren't funny enough

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

"Use Kivimo for ten days. If not completely satisfied,you have a very negative personality."

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

Chiropractor Tube Men

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

"Look! Jacko's is putting lowriders in their hamburger commercials!"

"I miss the scratch 'n' sniff ads."

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

Ernie's Real Estate. Ernie, in this ad you don't mention the leaky roof. I say "built-in sprinkler system." What about the low-haning beam her downstairs? "Bar in basement." Ernie, the tub drains can't be unclogged! What why I sand "Two full baths!" This house was previously listed and nobody even looked at it! Buy now while interest is low"! And you ad doesn't say anything about the persistent bird nest problem in the attic. You're right! I should tell people "New wings just added"!

Oops! The ad does say "lampdog."

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'