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"I miss the scratch 'n' sniff ads."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

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Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Punch Initials - O

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'I hired a motivational speaker once, but unfortunately all of my employees left to get better jobs.'

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