Social Media Show-off Pillows

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Studying and technology

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Content Creator

"Now, you show me yours"

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'