Social Media Humor Pillows

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Blues for now.

Better Living Through Technology

Shavuot - Like!

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

Early Facebook.

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

The First Selfie!

"Er, sorry guys. It didn't look this big on instagram!"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Godot finally turns up

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"Look at the bright side, you finally have followers."

"Stop saying 'Content is King'!"

Hillary on Instagram

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."