Social Media Humor Pillows

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

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Shavuot - Like!

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

Early Facebook.

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

The First Selfie!

Godot finally turns up

"Er, sorry guys. It didn't look this big on instagram!"

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"Stop saying 'Content is King'!"

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

"Look at the bright side, you finally have followers."