Christmas Mischief Mugs

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Merry Christmas"

Clown Skis.

"Gesundheit!"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"This internship is humiliating."

Santa slipping on the ice.

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Thank God for the flashlight app!

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"