Christmas Mischief Pillows

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Merry Christmas"

Clown Skis.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Gesundheit!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"This internship is humiliating."

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Santa slipping on the ice.

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

Thank God for the flashlight app!

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"