Christmas Mischief Lover Pillows

'It's ironic, though -- being naughty sure feels nice.'

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The Tooth Ferret

Everything for a buck.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Santa's Out Tray.

Santa and New Technology

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

Halloween health & safety.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Damned cyclists."

Obstruction of justice? Yeah, I can give you something for that.