Christmas Mischief Lover Pillows

'It's ironic, though -- being naughty sure feels nice.'

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The Tooth Ferret

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Safe Christmas.

Santa and New Technology

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Halloween health & safety.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"Damned cyclists."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'