Holiday Mishaps Mugs

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

Revenge on Santa

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

Insurance claim on Grandma

'Santa Claus again for you.'

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

Hunting Wolves For Fun/500 Ways to cook Mutton.

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

"Mom would kill us if she knew we were trying on her jewelry."

"Take it easy on the spray lube. It's pretty slick stuff!"

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

Omicron is coming to town! - It knows when you're not masking. . .

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

The art of regifting

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

Geez... I didn't even know Santa had a hit list!'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

The Day After Christmas DAy