Holiday Mishap Mugs

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claws...

The Devil's advocaat.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"