Holiday Mishap Mugs

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claws...

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."